Happy birthday to me

hows it gioin cranky....

whos this idiot below stickin his nose in2 other peoples business?....

how come u and creepo don't talk?

I don't think she's able to squirt, she's far too old

I just like to hear her rabbit on about my exploits, she is mesmerized

He's an arm wrestling champion

Had an arm wrestling fight with Michael Todd and beat him 3 times, what a sad loser he is

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Wanky. imagine real men talking about a woman's minge, but in your old perverted head, who like The Cripple is a deviant, the very thought of a minge, even that filthy whore Spunk Bucket Beth's, makes you sick. Rather have Beth's sticking Stank than a 15-year old boy's asshole as you and your new Fat Fuck Friend would prefer.

What about WizzyGirl?
He might get jealous

Are you begging Beth for forgiveness?