I've only been drunk 4 or 5 times this year. I've really cut down on the drink. Can't afford weed and alcohol. I prefer a smoke these says.

I drank a bottle of vodka last week. My only piss up in months. I'm gonna get a cost of living payment next month so I'll get drunk then : )

Are you having a drink today?

It's okay to laugh while making love. Midgets are funny.

A midget wearing a police uniform?

they have it down on the coast here too …and more sharks than ever in Florida ….i blame FJB for both lol

A midget without a cock. Obviously.

What about a midget?

aaaaagh!

Fucking dunno. I've confused myself.

Just thinking out loud. Emma Watson with a 9 inch monster cock. Yay or nay?

Am I being too honest?

I'm not bi curious. Females only. A very pretty lady with a cock would be strange but kind of do-able,

You are so square.

a bbq sounds fun …I swear I think I can remember us having this exact same conversation last year lol

I'll be home on Tuesday

I need answers.

So would you let her suck your ball bag?

Donald Trump jamming on stage with the legendary Jimmy Buffett.
Rest in peace, Jimmy ❤️

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