once i start drinking beer i burp constantly lol

these questions of yours have gotten very redundant >.>

Jesus, you like the exact same kind of burrito as me.

When they add the word "slow cooked", they can ramp it up to double figures. I thought you penny pinching pikey bastards would be wise to that trick? You should have put a bottle over the little bastards head and held his face down on the grill until it melted.
I swear you Irish are getting soft. If he'd tried to sell that horse meat to a bonafide IRA member, he'd have his kneecaps blown out from the back.

its not a fart till it comes out of your ass

That's a bit fucking harsh. Only 99.99999999999999999% of them are like that. I bet Lenny Henry or Frank Bruno would have returned your keys?
What did you get from the Mexicans? Did you pay 18 quid for beans on toast and a packet of asda price crisps, conveniently labelled as tacoburritos?

Mate, there's a wee place not far from John O'Groats, called Durness. If you ever go back up there, make sure you visit it. I went camping there years ago, and it was full of Europeans from everywhere. Not a black face within 300 miles. I had them all chanting songs about keeping Europe White.
Good times.

I wouldn't open anything you send

you are full of farts and gas

You were drinking Calders? What sort of homosexual fat fucking cunt bag are you? Nobody here drinks that shit. And nobody here visits Culloden either. You must have stood out like a sore thumb.
"Oh look, here's some fat Irish gullible tourist bastard coming to visit the battlefield, lets serve him shite beer and show him around a field of grass".
You're a fucking mug mate.
And that square sausage is called Lorne sausage. It's a staple of our diet. You fucking potato growing famine assed mother fucking bead rattling cunts don't appreciate fine cuisine.