So you've literally bought live chickens for eggs / food etc?

Great stuff. Are you gonna take her for a drink or whatever?

So what was the milestone?

Would she be disappointed?

Have you finally told your mum about the screaming lambs?

You can't mention something like a milestone without the details. That's not trolling etiquette.

You can't do that.

Yeah I reckon that's Zelinsky. Dodgy as fuck : )

So what milestone have you passed?

Reading the news and having a smoke.