My compulsory pronouns are...Oh Great One, Chief, Massa and Yessum Boss....'s channel

Wow that's harsh v v

yes ted can appear to be very rude ,its just something one needs to accept ,until doctor find a cure for Bi- polar paranoid sudo-schizoidal delusions of grandeur ,then ted is doomed to be the way he is , sadly :(

The Royals are fleeing before civil war starts.

i had ketchup today .

the next time you go camping take me with you

He's been watching the Cranky News Network.

To be honest, Cranky's probably more reliable than the BBC, but neither of those fuckwits can get the time right.

Our clocks went forward last week.

Did you fall off your bike and bump your head? I've no idea what you're talking about????

How many fingers am I holding up??....

There's something fishy going on with the royals.

So you know where the men's tampons are? Are you leaking right now...?

Skull it? What does that mean? Do you have sex with your ketchup bottle? You Turks are mental.

Brown sauce is a spicy breakfast sauce. Do you get it over there?

So would you put ketchup on bacon or not? Do they do it in McDonalds?

I just had beans on toast. Lovely.

You're Turkish/Muslim so I probably shouldn't have included you in this poll.