My compulsory pronouns are...Oh Great One, Chief, Massa and Yessum Boss....'s channel

And you met Morrissey? Are you telling fibs...?

Kylie Minogue was/is fucking lovely. I'd have married her : )

I'd shag her : )

Why won't you go out in the rain?

I wouldn't like to ride your bike but I'd love to be a passenger on the back seat. Honestly, I'd be shite at riding it : )

Helmet sounds cool. Having music so close would be super dangerous. You need to hear the roads and cars around you. Is that even legal?

How fast have gone so far?

Do you have to wear a helmet in Australia?

Old Mick just sent me a PM saying he's sacrificed 2 black hookers in a voodoo ritual. You need be careful ❤

Say hello when you get back and let me know how the drive went.

ooooh good look with the new bike. Please don't crash. I was only joking when I asked Old Mick to do the voodoo : )

Why is choosing not to have sex a negative?

Tell me one of your secrets now. We're all friends here ❤

Of course I shower you soft twat.

Crippling self doubt.