You go Tarzan? Is that a code word for being gay?

A pet vulture? I'd call him Stan. Could you have a pet vulture, aren't they super wild?

What do you change more often? Your bong water or your underpants?

I've a compulsory pronoun for you.....SIMP

You owe me money. Not sure why exactly, I just know that you do.

Social control through censorship. YT are fucking scum, Creevo.

This fucking thing was huge. You couldn't finish it in one sitting if your life depended on it. I forgot to say, I think you need to change your bong water.

that METAL house is going to be one big fuckin electrical conductor , are you prepared with rubber boots for the first time you get an electrical storm , either that or new carpet not some 40 year old stuff !

Sure was mate, I ate half last night, gonna eat the other half tonight. It was fucking massive. Still pishing down rain over there? Ned's getting a budgie, I told him you'd catch one for him and send it over after you'd raped it.

Yes it's very quiet without the dogs. Thanks for offering your ear. Much appreciated xxx