Did you fall off your bike and bump your head? I've no idea what you're talking about????

How many fingers am I holding up??....

There's something fishy going on with the royals.

So you know where the men's tampons are? Are you leaking right now...?

Skull it? What does that mean? Do you have sex with your ketchup bottle? You Turks are mental.

Brown sauce is a spicy breakfast sauce. Do you get it over there?

So would you put ketchup on bacon or not? Do they do it in McDonalds?

I just had beans on toast. Lovely.

You're Turkish/Muslim so I probably shouldn't have included you in this poll.

What's your thoughts on putting tomato ketchup on bacon?

Playing football manager and waiting for a smoke to be dropped off. What's happening your end?