Cranky's real name is Sergio Alfonso. Lovely American name.

Hello Chubbz. Do you have anything to smoke?

Because I'm quite wrecked : )

I fell asleep : )

oh beefcake! lol Sorry i misunderstood, yes the more beefcake for ned the better. He needs lots.

Ned's no David Lee Roth , but he does dress like him .

Ned lives alone , soap and deodorant are a waste of money .

Old comedy was better than it is now

I've never watched Coronation Street or, Eastenders.
I think it's for old people

Have you ever watched "Prisoner cell block H"?
Funny as fuck