You should send me a present. If you loved me you would. Don't you fucking love me?

G'day mate. When was the last time you put another shrimp on the barbie?

Sounds like a plan.

You descend from Britain. Doesn't that make you an ugly cunt?

Gingers are beastly people with anger issues. Red heads are beautiful and delicate women. You don't even know the basics.

Blonde hair blue eyes. Purity.

We're all white an European. Now is the time to unify against the invaders .

Apart form the savages. Plenty of those obviously.

Scotland has a more interesting history than Wales but they're both gorgeous countries with nice people.

I see myself as British. So yeah, I can relate to Scotland.