Erm...?

Cranky's too far away I think.

And Bryan and Slabs. That would be brilliant.

We are renting a 5 bedroom villa. You could come with us to Portugal : )

I've heard that Lynn's a bit of a looker. I've seen the nudes that she sent to young Alex!!!!

Yeah my sister is Portugal right now. She comes back Sunday. She's got plenty of weed : )

Got to admire his optimism.
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I could be going to Portugal for my sister's birthday in November. Haven't been on holiday for years. I don't think the UK will exist as we've known it by November. Serious shit going down.

How come you've not subbed Lynn then?

Will you decorate yourself or get someone in?