Had a smoke yet?

Back in the bush? But you never got married...

Is that your wife with you in the picture?

You converted to Islam or summin?

Oh just to ask you if you wanted to lay a game of push ha'penny and also who is the dude with the unkempt beard and also why the fuck you came back when we all thought and hoped you had died .

Hello back promptly! What's happening?

ted said you accidentally burnt the house to the ground !

Just replied x

No shit? Well...I mean, if it was a cow then lots of shit. Ryan said he'd give me his number.

He did? How scary were these pics?

I have IQs.