Payable in magic beans.

This therapy session is costing you money.

So you're saying I shouldn't be an ignorant cunt sometimes...? I agree. I can be a bell end now and then. I don't mean to be cold, I know I can be.

Under the duvet wearing my Emma Watson boxer shorts. Lubed up. Hint of whisky on my breath...

So you're saying that you love to smell me in the morning?

The smell of the shoe box when buying new trainers. Love that smell too.

I love the smell of freshly cut lawn. It's one of the smells of my childhood.

Stench of what...?

I ❤ U

I'm your favorite troll, that honor needs to be rewarded with a higher level of cling.