Hello matey. I see you've removed the picture of the two builders bending over? Thanks for that, we don't all want to indulge in your homo-erotic fantasies!

But besides that, how's tricks? Have you set a moving in date yet? February 2037 at best?

Are you going to donate your trailer to the samaritans once your house is done? I'm sure after it's been fumigated and sterilised they could probably let the wildlife move in? Maybe a family of rats or mice?

is Sydney far from the caravan...is your construction project secure...no hoodlums or wild kangaroos gonna take up residence...you hauling any supplies back...safe adventures to ya'

Don't be such a ball bag.

Tempted...?

Why are you being so negative?

Just a simple Yes or No.

You wanna become an Elite member? There's an opening...

There'll be more than one spoon to use.

Take a dump in a real toilet.

You'll be able to have a decent shower : )