I saw your caravan on that charity website where you give stuff away for free? That's been 30 days and still no takers? You should probably just scrap it. Make sure the scrap yard doesn't weigh the mould though, or you'll probably get double what it's worth? 16 dollars?

I hear you're like an uglier and smellier version of Genghis Khan??

Are you really Turkish?
Another earthquake there

Of course, but you're Turkish!

The Chinese will probably make you Austrlalian/Turks die for Mother Russia.

Maybe you'll get a samurai sword to defend yourself with?

At least you'll die fighting for the right side?

Ohh, that's Yael! She's not a Nazi, but she'll probably cut your throat open once she finds out what a little Turkish bigot you are? Me, her and Baloo are plotting to come over to Australia or Turkey on a pack of camels and beat you to death with your own rubber dildo?

Neds been grooming young Japanese boys.

He's muscling in on your territory.

I think you should stab him with your Croc Dundee knife?

No. I like Nazi chicks. Show me.

Hello flower. What's happening?

What's happening MonkeyBro, you horrible looking cunt?

Baloo told me that you can hire camels at Sydney airport, but he's obviously a fucking liar, because everyone knows that Australia doesn't have airports.

Do you have camel ranks instead of taxi ranks?