No, I eat a diet high in fruit and veg

No, there is a ceasefire almost 25 years now

You're just jealous because I'm a young romantic. If Ren had to sit on the rooftop of your caravan she'd probably rip her arse open with all the rusty fucking nails sticking out of it, then she'd have to go get a tetanus shot in A&E with a 48 hour waiting time, then she'd get her leg dry humped by your ugly fucking dogs, while you're sitting watching and drooling at the mouth. Be like a scene from Wolf Creek.

MurkyBro 2 days ago
"make room 4 6 of us headed 2 ur place 4 a month or 3.....make sure u wear traditional scottish stuff so it seems more authentic when we arrive on the plane....."

6 of you?

You don't know 6 people in real life!

I'm the only one that bothers to text you from time to time.

They say that if you put a monkey in to a room with a load of tools and a load of raw materials, they could construct a caravan within 3 years. That's 66% faster than you, and it wouldn't be a dilapidated fucking wreck either?

Anyway, how's tricks you ugly Turkish bastard?

ikr, I should really have him teach me ^^

Morning there.

was that you in the video ?

yes that was a great video ,i love how the diner owner blew everything out of proportion ,and did you notice when clint road of on the sickle he looked like some bitch who had never done it before haha ! those videos are simpletons in the special school !