... ich sehe dich später und ernte dich, mit einem glas rotwein ! ;)

does your dog lick you, or why do you take such long breaks ?
... are there actually also tongue condoms ? ^^

england wanted to send a satellite into space, but that was probably nothing ;)
... it's time to apologise !

... i have 3017 comments, and what have you ? - nothing ! ^^

... FIX your BG ! - you farmer ^^

"why is it women dont like u?"
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... because only you are the australian king, and all the women in the world, only love you !

haha, it's boring when you speak with a german, - right ? ;)
... we say not, FUCK YOU !! - you homo ^^
sorry ;)

"samsung s10" - cool, - can i eat this ? ^^
... you are as good a teacher as you are a friend ;)

... au ja, - das wird bestimmt sehr lustig ! ^^

make the 20.000 round ! - if NED were a kind person, he would do it, but NED is not kind, he is testing us.
... You do the 20.000, you narcissist! - you want to be the boss here, don't you ? ;)