3rd dog? Is that a homage to your uncle Rolf and his third leg? What was it your nonce uncle called himself again? Jake the peg?

Yuck!

You'd actually be devastated if I left. Who else is going to listen to your pish about house building, near misses, and AtJap wanking on the shoulders of Cranky outside your caravan window?

Ever since Ryan showed up, Ned has been disappearing more and more!

Ryan is a cancer!

You've made that same comment about 7 times now. Do you want me to write you some new material gramps?

I hope Baloo gets here before I leave. It's funny seeing you get pwned by a Eurofag that doesn't even speak the English language.

I probably will leave. I only came here to see my nigga Ned, and I'm only staying here because of my broski Ren.

If me and Johnny left you wouldn't know what to do with yourself? You'd be stuck making sodomite cum drinking jokes with AtJap, and getting rekt by Baloo's autombile knowledge.

No chance

I was thinking the 34th as I am so popular with all the people with sharp comebacks I will give it a few weeks

Its just an arrow, for pointing at the comment below

indubitably.