Baloo said his clapped out old Renault is on the property market for double what your caravan is worth?

He's probably right.

I'm going to get you some string and a couple of tin cans, so we can communicate emore effectively.

Or maybe smoke signals would be better? Do you dumb fucks in Asutralia know what fire is yet?

You certainly aren't

Happy New Year

You fucking want some?

White knight TurkeyBro, BALOO is shitting himself now. Maybe not, lol well most likely not.

no absolutely not , its a ghastly place !

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NED hat charakter ! ;)

You should steal an oil rig and strap it on to the roof of your caravan so you don't have all these signal problems?

Or you can buy a catapult and shoot your mobile phone in to the air so it receives these messages.