Shenanigans!

You haven't had sex since the 70's. What do you want me to consult you on? Viagra?

Sierra wouldn't let you fuck her with Neds cock. And Ren is way above your pay grade. Do you want Baloo or Cranky's phone number?

What do you want from me? A cock up the arse? You've been hanging about with AtJap for too long!

lol sounds about right christmas isnt what it used to be like when we were young... i miss the good old days i miss my mom and dad and my brother in law he was a great guy.. always knew how to throw a party

it was quiet and relaxing

I hear Ren has been giving you the cold shoulder, ever since she saw what an ugly bastard you are?

When you combine your ugliness with your shit jokes it's easy to see why?

Never mind, maybe fat Johnny 4 arses and AtJap will let you fuck them?

Yeah you go fishin, oh want fun that is

What? That we have massive cocks, we hate Kiwi's, and hot chicks naturally gravitate towards us?

Most of it is true yeah.