haha obviously :P

they have another dog, 2 cats, and like 6 chickens …odie gers lots in the blur over there …here he’s a superstar ⭐️

ha I’m eating mine as we speak :D

super food for 2 super people ^.^

well measurement guesstimating isn’t really a strength of mine lol, but I’d say like 12-15

so yeah, my brothers wife is extremely spoiled, entitled, & suuuuuper high maintenance, so no lie they probably go on at least 15 trips per year … bedsides vacations, her sis lives in cali & then her and my bro do Ironman competitions, so yes - I have many many opportunities to keep odie

Odie likes me better than her too bc we’ll be over at my parents & we’ll both call him to see who he comes to first …and it’s me every time ^^

maybe like 15” ish

Kill the lot of them. Strangers are overrated.

ha very true …when we walk around the neighborhood, by like midway, he’s panting so hard I have to pick him up & carry him the rest of the way

I think I get to keep him till Thursday …my bros fam is in Disney World for the week

they love having him here …till it’s time to go walk him ….effing lazy bitches looool

You should wait until he's finished the job, then shank him, and bury him with the other corpses. Save you a small fortune? I've got countless plasterers buried all over Dundee.

aww, Honey - I hope your head feels better soon 💜

It’s been raining in AUS a lot the last 2 weeks, huh? …I watch sky news & they keep mentioning the weather like everyday

& yummm …I finally went to the grocery store today, so my eggs n cheese will be happening soon too lol
yesterday I had to fucking eat the eggs with no fucking cheese …& the whole time I was thinking - this is total bullshit!! :P

Am I getting patched now that Ren is here? Some mate you are?