That drummer looks fuck all like the mother of your girls. She's mid-20's at best. And you couldn't pull a chick like that?

What you got against pakis like? They don't all have tashers and stink of curry.

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I've shagged an Israeli and a half-caste. I always wanted to bang a chink though. I hear their pish flaps go sideways instead of up and down ways?

They've got to be used up by the end of the year. How do you know she's a Jap, I had her pegged as a chink?

Uncle Rolf wants to move back in with you. I bet you miss his blowjobs?

When I'm on holiday I get drunk and talk to non-entitites like you. Just like when I'm not on holiday.

Just like Uncle Rolf took you under his wing?

I'm afraid not mate. I had yet more holidays to take, so I'm off for the next 4 mondays, and the next 2 Fridays. So you can spin on that... 🖕

How's the old house coming along? You'll need to send me some updates on WhatsApp so I can laugh at the progress.

Hello shit for brains, what's happening? Did your dogs wake you up with their customary licking and clawing of your dried-up scrotum? Like clockwork innit?

NedsScottishHero 19 hours ago
Nope. You're still a cunt. Tell Ren I said hello when you talk to her after waiting all day for her, like the obedient little dog that you are.

K, thanks.

lol

Amen

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... what did you tell SIERRA about me ? ;)


... BALOO and HARVEY ( kill bad liar )

hmm ...