The Ned bit might be true. He's got stalker written all over him.

The ladeeyz love me, the guys respect me, you're just an unfunny and unoriginal massive chinned cunt. It's okay though, I still like you, that's all that matters.

You have 29,000 channel views in 12+ years, and half of them are from me. I have 8,000 in 2 months.

What are you doing wrong old chap?

I've been here for a few months bro. You've been here for 12 years. Do the maths, I'm more likeable than you.

Cranky and Baloo both have a higher IQ than you.

It's rare to get past the age of 22 if I'm honest. I made it because I'm fucking hardcore! I might even make it to 52! But Who tha fuck wants to live to the same age as you? You old miserable cunt!

You'll need to stay off the crack for a few years then, and hope your teeth grow back before you can use your own pic.

I've never murdered an aids victim before. Never mind 2 of them at the same time. Get the fucking guns packed, we're going to Murica. We'll bang Ren and Sierra while we're there.

Think we're going to have to perform our first gangland hit, and take out CrankyTheBore and AlexThePoof?

About an hour and a half from the caravan? Thanks, that really helps, I know exactly where that is now! I knew it looked familiar.