Put the song up you fucking lazy Jew.

So what Lloyd Cole tune was you on about?

Fair enough : )

Were you carrying a gun? Prolly would've been easier to just shoot it. Nobody would grass you up, we all hate those types.

Ren left me a sweet lil message on my page yesterday saying she missed me. She even changed the font. She's such a lil cutie. Bet she's never did that for you before, arsewipe!

Hello handsome. I want to stab your tongue with a rusty skean dhu. Just to see what happens.

You up for it?

They'll love it : )

You can take the dogs for a 45 minute walkies : )

Hello rainshower. What are you doing?

Drinking now!

Gonna start later : )