DEAD!

I'd call you a ballbag but your ex missus probably still keeps your balls in her purse. You desert dwelling scrotum.

Have you fallen asleep like the lightweight cunt that you are? 1 fucking bong and you're out like a light. You poofter Ozzy's arent fit to wash my dishes.

Cake.

haha yeah …I thought you’d be totally broken up over that fact lol x

cougars like younger men …I think I kinda like older ones looool ^^

always so selfless & generous w me lol

lol yeah no doubt you’re a quick one … quick ppl are awesome huh? …I think it’s the make or break quality here online lol

hehehe - SMARTASS!!!

I removed Whatsapp days ago. I don't like talking on the phone.