ffs, sometimes you just gotta smack a hoe when she doesn’t know when to stfu looool ❤️

right here!! what’s uppppp??!?

Imagine a lady walking through the Australian outback, and she comes across a poorly built leaky caravan. She looks in the window and sees two ugly ass dogs snarling at them. They've got shit names like noodle and gayboy, then she see's you in your safari suit and massive chin, peering out the dim broken window like a proper fucking serial killer, looking at her fat frumpy arse with a menacing glee in your one eye.

Then she comes to Scotland, walking though the beautiful ancient streets, and suddenly she hears the sound of beautiful patriotic bagpipes? As she gets closer she stumbles upon a hunk of a man, muscles bulging, long socks witha dagger in them, long straggly windswept hair like WIlliam Wallce, playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes. The patriotic fervour makes her pussy wet, as she gazes in awe and blushes as her gaze meets his. Afterwards they go to the finest hotel in Scotland and make sweet sweet love for the next 72 hours?

That's the difference betwen me and you, BRO!

You're old enough to be Rens grandad? I'm 3 years younger than her. She's clearly going to shag me first. I don't even need viagra yet. You have to staple your cock to the ceiling to keep it up, you wretched cunt. Face it, your days are numbered.

Me and my lil princess Ren have been talking durty. Whatchagonnadoo nigga

I love shaming you in to changing your background. What is this shite now? Your dogs ears are gay as fuck,

The earth is flat you fucking kangaroo eating drongo.

You won't even invite me over for a drinking session, that's how much of a fag you are! We could put this penis debate to bed once and for all. Obviously I'll win.

So why don't you come over here then? You lil shit head anti-social cunt. You're on a par with Ned.

You put up pictures of your sunken canoo and your gay ancient dogs so that nobody can read your comments and see you getting trolled by me. You're such a fukn loser.

You're a bigger faggot than Ned.