The only race horse you've ever ridden is your ex, coz she has a fucking face like Shergar.

No, I'm like Prince Andrew, I can't sweat. Are you awake yet? Your chin would give desperate Dans a run for its money, yah cunt yah.

good morning ❤️

yes everything is going great , it was all just a big misunderstanding on his part !

Hey crevo.

That was a great video. Pretty cool. Why don't you come to fucking TikTok there is so many people to troll there. I'm trolling all these gay guys is funny as fuck and I'm calling everyone a racist like the good old times. sigh. What's new my little turtle dove?

hmm did he? …I think that vid is 6 days old …I didn’t watch his show today, so maybe he did

ok my yawns are coming uncontrollably quick now …think it’s bedtime for me … I just googled & its 3:10 in AUS right now …hope you have a good evening & talk tomorrow xx

yeah just seems like we’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for like 3 yrs now

you know what else is weird? …how the UK got that new prime minister lady and she quit like after a month or two lol …like who does that?? …maybe she quit bc she was gonna get fired? .. idk how any of that works ofc, but I think it’s so strange to get to the point of such a high/prestigious position $ then quit after only a few mths

lol ikr always sounds like he’s on 2x playback speed

I like his beard he’s been growing … he almost looks like a full grown man now lol