Everything is taking age's

Sorry crevo
Answer what?

Stop pretending you're a horrible cunt. You're as nice as everyone else. You're just ashamed that your caravan is falling to bits. I wouldn't care though mate. I'd pick up a hammer and help you make it better. That's how I roll nigga. X

You can make excuses all night if you want? You're just a bad person. I don't care if your caravan stinks of pish, the invite would be good. I think less of you now.

Imagine having a caravan in the middle of nowhere, and not inviting your buddies over? You're shite mate. I can't even begin to describe your shiteness.

Energy prices are going mental. Do you own if you can

You serious? Stop being such a fucking square! I'm coming over for a massive fucking party. I'll show you big chinned bastards how to drink! What's your coordinates?

Don't ever fall asleep again when you're in my presence. Or I'll get the yanks to carpet bomb your caravan.

Serious note, when are you inviting the lads over for a holiday?

How's the house coming on?

I hear you're an expert on giants. What do you know about the Japanese variety?