Do you really expect me to watch a 24 minute Count Dankula video? I fucking hate that tosspot. He's Scotlands shame.

He's probably out with his antifa mates, breaking windows and blocking traffic to prevent globl warming. You know what these German communists are like?

Ned jokes lol …we could make an endless day out of that lol

He'll be paraded around on Russian TV in handcuffs and with a shaved head. We'll know it's him because when he's asked if he has anything to say to his family back in Germany, he'll be like "hmmm".

plants make such a huge difference …def such a nice finishing touch

I think you and Cranky have driven Baloo to suicide? It's not like him to be gone this long? Will you regret it if he's actually dead? Or will you invite all the neighbourhood kanagaroos and koala bears around to your caravan for a massive fucking piss up?

oh yeah I guess the antennas should have somewhat told me that …it’s damn big, right?

I’ve never seen a Japanese Myrtle, but in my old backyard I had a Japanese Magnolia …maybe they’re similar lol

Have you fell asleep you fucking lightweight? Or did you bang your glass jaw off the caravan door and are lying comatose at the bottom of the steps? I hope you get eaten by dingoes ya bastard.

humming bird?

Ned's a fucking abo with massive saggy black tits and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace. Have you never seen his video on pornhub? You'd probably spunk on your caravan floor while watching it, then make your dogs lick it up. I know what you banished British criminals are like.