Nice that you helped the kangaroo : )

a couple of home truths

https://fb.watch/gcoV7a0MO_/

Like, if they just sawed around your bed while you were sleeping, and lifted your entire caravan on to the back of a flatbed truck, and fucked off in to the outback with it, and you couldn't even give chase because they'd stabbed your tires as well? Would you be pissed?

You wake up yeh fucking get.
What would you actually do if you woke up and some cunt had stolen your caravan?

They usually just smell of shite. Ned hasn't bought toilet paper since the crash of 2008. He wipes his arse on his floorboards.

Ned can't afford to shop at Aldi. He's a regular foodbank user. He's on first name terms with everyone at the Chester division of the Salvation Army. I keep telling him to come and live up here with me, but he's a stubborn little prick. He probably thinks I'll eat him when he dies or something?

People who shop at Aldi deserve to have their homes carpet bombed by the yanks.

Wait, what? You bastards still have Woolworths? Ours went in to administration years ago!

Hello you specky big-chinned arsehole. You're awake? What's for breakfast? A kangaroos nutsack? :)