Kobe - yes, a few times ..you grill your steaks yourself?

Time for walkies!

Well, you know most homophobes are bona fide gay....

A black man walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The barman says, "where the fuck did you get that?"

The parrot says, "In the the fucking jungle. There's loads of them."

Yahh. So he could put the window down if it gets too hot?

How do you get 50 Jews in to a mini?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 45 in the ashtray.

Ha. We used to have that joke in the 80's. But it was about starving Ethiopians.
How do you get 50 Ethiopians in to a phone box? Throw a tin of beans in.
How do you get them out again? Run away with the tin opener.

The only contact Ned has with water is when he's making a cup of tea. He hangs his used tea bags out on the washing line to dry.

He just needs a good wash. Especially under the foreskin. If he dies his dogs wil probably lick it clean before they eat it.

He's a fucking lunatic. Blaming the Paki's for all of Britains problems is so 2010. I bet he fell asleep while wanking over the first Harry Potter. His sister will walk in and find him with his flacid little cock in his hand, the 14 inch TV paused on Emma Watson sitting on a broomstick.