Where did you go? I need attention.

Do you think she's in pain? You could get dog pain killers. I presume they exist, I've never bought any : )

Poor Noodle. I'd wait a few weeks to see if it heals naturally. It might be a temporary injury. Just wait and see. SO much money for the vets,

I can pretty much grow a beard nowadays, just takes ages. Looks a bit ginger in places. Who the FUCK wants to be a ginger?

Two hand spans...? Ha! Fuck off : )

Have you ever measured your penis?

My willy is 6.2 inches. Slightly bigger than average. I checked my stats on the internet : )

Doesn't you mum pay for everything?

If you didn't already know, my family aren't millionaires. Yet. My plans for world domination continue.

He was surrounded by people with millionaire parents paying for everything they do. That must have been hard to deal with.