Nah, I used to be a Pict, Now, i'm just a prick.

I've made peace with the grim reaper. I don't give a fuck about dying. I have two children, and while I obviously want them to survive, I accept I can't change shit. It is what it is.

Fuck it, bring it on.

nice banner where did u get it

Ned hasn't bought decent clothes since the late 90's. He still wears dunlop trainers, a Gola shellsuit, and an eclipse bomber jacket. I'd rather go naked than nick his clobber.

Times are hard, but I have a decent(ish) job. I'll survive this shit. They can't get robots to do what I do, yet!

And contrary to popular belief, I'm not a complete cunt. I'll help if I can.

Ned lives in England, he'll be alright. It's fucking freezing up North though. I put my heating on for the first time about a week ago. I'm not wrapping myself up in a Christmas jumper, like a fucking downsyndrome child.

If the worst comes to the worst though, I won't let Ned die. Outside of my family, I can count on one hand the number of people I like, and Ned is one of them. He can come and live with me. He can be my cleaner/dishwasher.

I'll pay him in drugs.

ever seen the movie "flight of the phoenix" the original not the remade SHITE ,well the way the economy is going thats the only way anyone will be getting on a plane in the future !

It's cold here tonight. I wanna put the heating on but it costs about £1an hour. I'll have to wear an extra jumper.

That armour would be heavy as fuck probably.

I have tried fishing when I was in my teens but I found it really dull. I'd probably enjoy it now with a few spliffs and one of the dogs to keep me company.

Happy happy joy joy!