sounds good , i smoke backwoods cigars so i hit off the proto pipe then hit the stogie . i can't roll blunts but it's good enough .

You and Baloo have the same sense of humour. Very German.

Have you been thieving material from Baloo's secret stash of terrible jokes?

Go on...

Well that was a load of shit.

This better be good...

I dunno. Why did the German cross the road?

Jokes please. I want the best jokes of all time. None of your shit.

We're not allowed to keep shotguns in this country, unless you're licensed up to the hilt and keep it in a massive fucking gun safe that you're not allowed to open, ever.

We're not even allowed to walk the streets with a fucking butter knife. No shit.

I fucking love being Scottish. Land o' the free and all that pish.

Have you ever boxed with a kangaroo, so you have an excuse to fondle its balls?

sorry man, i couldn't control the urge to masturbate to your banner...now i feel dirty and ashamed.