Why do you hate me? you bastard

Alex is very dangerous...... Proceed with caution lol

I love everyone

hot nuff 4 ya?...

Yes Baloo is a sand nigger nazi...... You got a problem with it?

I don't know you little bitch, I was just saying.

It came out you couldn't have a beer unless you had a meal. a pkt of crisps counted. this was when you could go to the pub but could not stand up, you had to be seated

I killed a man Ned...I killed a man.

Do you remember that saying "10 pints of beer and a pkt of crisp?

i am in a constant state of paranoia ted , tell me ted ,have you had any thought crimes today ted ,anything that maybe a concerned member of the public would report you to the police !

Is it raining near you?

Have you ever had a GF?

Just private ones
I'm not sure about public swimming pools

This is the 3rd year I have not been to Turkey
Now Grand Dad is not here I have to get a house sitter to take care of the dogs and cat

I've never been to a Turkish swimming pool, I don't think Turkey has them

It's rained all-day

Feel like death ? muthafucker....I AM DEATH ! LOL

No, not till September

The only thing worse than a German Nazi is a Turkish Nazi... Thats what Baloo is!

i dont know how you can live without air conditioning