morning ted , so walkies then , thats what you need to get rid of all that trans (tranny) fat that cums from a northern lower class diet ,are you watching the snooker ?

Ha

Now show me yours

can u tell kiwi from aus accent?.....

theres a few diff accents here, like country accents r diff 2 city 1s, n theres the bogan accrnt....n people from sth aus can sound a bit weird... n ive been told people from queensland have broader accents than nsw n vic people, but its harder 2 notice if ur from aus.....the wogs have a woggy aussie kinda accent of their own......then theres the kiwi accnt everywhere as well....but ive had yanks say they cant really tell the diff between aus n nz accents....kinda like ive had people here say they cant tell canadians from yanks, but i can tell the diff easily cause ive got a canadian mate that ive known 4 25yrs....

haha cnn is covering Q!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA4qLxU5ZVM

Good morning Ned

so theres over 5000 diff eng accents?......

so u n lil alex r both nthn tough jordie types?....tell poncy charlie 2 "fook orf"?......

Don't be jealous, you little bitch.

so ur saying only sthn english sound like poofta charlie n the rest of the royals....70 odd yr old n still calls o'l lizzy "mummy".....

but all eng strive 2 be like the royals.....what u said makes no sense.....

A pic of my abs

oh i just went 2 harrods n bought some smashing organic sth devon organic strawberries...ill eat them with lashings of whipped cream washed down with gallons of pink lemonade spritzers whilst watching wimbolden replays....arnt i just the lucky ducky!...< eng accent....

Do you drink whisky?

oh hello!....< eng accent....

are you all hung over from the whiskey ned?

pinch n a punch 4 the 1st of the month......

Hello, Violet !

No, breakfast of fruit salad and tea and toast , one wholemeal sandwich and an orange and tea for lunch, and then an ordinary meat and veg dinner at 5pm bed at 9.30pm drink of milk and a quick shite . I love to go for a good game of turding.