just sit back and trust me …I know what I’m doing, Mary ❤️

I think I’m have to wait till the vodka takes effect to dance to that lol

how bout this?

https://youtu.be/LWz0JC7afNQ

I’m ok with it if you are … YOLO!

so then all I have to do is sit there & get waited on & be myself …yay! ..I’m good at that lol

yes ted i love live comedy , i was up the town last week and i observed a young chap with one of those walking frames ,he appeared to be suffering from some sort of wasting disease , well anyway he was trying to cross the road and every time a big lorry would come alone and blast his big airhorns at him and he would hobble back to the kerb ,this must have lasted an hour ,well as i stood there with a wry smile enjoying my free hour of comedy ,i noticed a group of yobs had started hurling abuse at this courageous young man ,this is when i stepped in , i approached him and told him that there was a zebra crossing 200 yards up the road ,now thats what you call COMEDY GOLD !

He wore like a sanitation,truck driver or some kind of boiler suit.it was in a soft wimpering voice

It was one of those outinpublic videos.I wonder if it was staged

I remember a porno vid where a guy who's face was blurred out was coming close asking for nookie.I don't remember the exact details.that was kinda funny and somewhat hog

Gay cuckolding is hot.hell men having gay sex in front of a fully clothed guy is very hot :)

Sometimes I get off on thinking that John cena is my bio dad and fucks my cousin,husband or boyfriend

not really since like the late 90’s - early 2000’s …is that what you mean?

yeah, but i don't want to take them. i hvnt got wasted on meds in a few years now. but i smoke loads of weed lol

you should get a pipe ..would stretch your weed further

a glass pipe would be my recommendation ^^

just think …that was basically Johnny Depp & Amber Heard’s real life - fucking lucky bastards lol

we’ll crush the Ritalin up & snort them … imo they hit way harder like that

I’m not sure if the effect it will have on society … they’re both pretty much happy drugs, so idk ….MDMA is so good, probably anyone that tries it will get addicted to it, that’s the main thought I have about it

I like talking shit sober & fucked up lol …we could log into here together & tear shit up lol

I’m good with vodka - imo, vodka & sprite is straight from the gods

I like Tito’s & grey goose ….what kind do you like?

I have some Xanax for the come down, crack is easy to come down from anyway …that’s why ppl turn into crackheads …bc you have to smoke it like every 10 mins to keep the buzz going ….and… speaking of!!

I read the other day Canada is gonna legalize LSD & MDMA for 2 years …that’s so exciting bc that means some fire MDMA will start making its way into the states again …I am so so SOOOOOOO EXCITED!

I thought George W Bush was dumb but biden takes the cake lol

white wine, champs, or Prosecco for me …can you work with one of those?

Hmm, I don’t too much like meth …let’s smoke crack instead …it’s wayyyyyy better lol

I like all of the other plans though …sounds like a fabulous Friday Friday to me : )