If u do get pulled over a good tactic is cop intimidating...u just talk 2.them like shit n threaten 2 smash their fuckin face in n they often get scared n let u off with a warning...deff worth a try...

Just play breaking the law by Judas priests real loud when ur in the car....it'll be a hoot...chick's will think ur a rebel n throw their undies at u.....

Its mid week, there's no pigs around, the chances of u getting busted 4 drink driving is only like 1 in 5....dont be a pussy, the odds r in ur favour....n think of the rewards when u get back home n pour another double....or triple!...

You are a funny drunk ned.... When you get drunk you start raging at people and calling them a Daft Twat lmao

Can't u just drive 2 the nearest liquor store n buy more piss?....

Heading back 2 Sydney prob 2morrow or next day...

Gobshite v v

Now that ur pissed outa ur brain go punch 3 big cones in a bong n sit back n pass out....

As they say...better dim than dead.....

Oh thank God 4 that....running out has averted a disaster.....

Ur aids will resurface if u keep drinking....

ur going to end up with monkey pox if you keep drinking .

You are a raging alcoholic..... You need to go to rehab asap

jacobs site is running a little slow.

Cranky has been watching the trial every day.
How boring

the 2 million amber won is from one of johnny's agents... johnny doesnt have to pay that

Blueberries, Mango ,Grapes, Pineapple daily = WET FLATULENCE

Johnny Depp won 15 million and amber herd won 2 million

the Verdict is in Ned

I love you v v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jmtp5aZHMU