It'll all start in The Cross Foxes, then down to the shitehole Cornerhouse for another, then Number 15, where he'll be talking even more nonsense than he does on here, telling his brother "I love you." Then it's Revolution Chester, he Pishes his trousers and gets thrown out, so they stagger over to The Brewer Tap, where they're told to fuck off, so returning home to Blacon estate to drink white cider and do drugs and watch porn.
it wouldnt take much ted , it could be anything really ,picture the scene everyones sitting around we are all on our 3rd pint having a laugh with a good buzz on , then you glance at some cunt sitting on his own at the bar ,and he looks at you for too long 1.7 seconds instead of 1.2 ,and you try to brush it off ,but it keeps coming back to you ,you cant get that fat fuck out of your head ,and well you know were its gonna end up !
You will be talking shite and telling everyone they are your best friend by 5pm today, as your old bladder and liver cant handle the pace anymore, you need to realise you are all washed up. Make sure you don't pish you trousers in the corner.
MrCranky
4y ago
funny weed banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP44T3uizzA
MurkyBro
4y ago
i hope u drank light beer...."a pint of light thanks!".......sounds horrible.....
MurkyBro
4y ago
so how many pints did u drink?.....i hope u behaved sensibly!......
MurkyBro
4y ago
im thinking of getting it all undercoated n the stairs installed then put the brakes on it....im still in 2 minds about flogging it....
MurkyBro
4y ago
no, its practical thinking......
MurkyBro
4y ago
when its finished.....
MurkyBro
4y ago
ur room?....no thats a pic of inside the house....
MrJohnny4Times
4y ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJRdsqMvBgE
MrJohnny4Times
4y ago
It'll all start in The Cross Foxes, then down to the shitehole Cornerhouse for another, then Number 15, where he'll be talking even more nonsense than he does on here, telling his brother "I love you." Then it's Revolution Chester, he Pishes his trousers and gets thrown out, so they stagger over to The Brewer Tap, where they're told to fuck off, so returning home to Blacon estate to drink white cider and do drugs and watch porn.
alextheking
4y ago
Ned you fuckin' bitch
badslabber
4y ago
it wouldnt take much ted , it could be anything really ,picture the scene everyones sitting around we are all on our 3rd pint having a laugh with a good buzz on , then you glance at some cunt sitting on his own at the bar ,and he looks at you for too long 1.7 seconds instead of 1.2 ,and you try to brush it off ,but it keeps coming back to you ,you cant get that fat fuck out of your head ,and well you know were its gonna end up !
MurkyBro
4y ago
^
badslabbers stupidest cousin....
v
MrJohnny4Times
4y ago
You will be talking shite and telling everyone they are your best friend by 5pm today, as your old bladder and liver cant handle the pace anymore, you need to realise you are all washed up. Make sure you don't pish you trousers in the corner.
MurkyBro
4y ago
do u watch rick beato on yt?....
badslabber
4y ago
well enjoy yourself ,wish i could do that , but alas it would all end in tears !
DustyOlMick
4y ago
i dnt know you had a brother , sounds like a good time :)
MrJohnny4Times
4y ago
Drinking beer isn't good for depressives
DiscoGoblin
4y ago
Have you had any good sandwiches as of late
fellow technocrat...
DustyOlMick
4y ago
wishing you was a vagina is a sign that you're a cunt . :)
MurkyBro
4y ago
ear ow did der irish get the reputation 4 bein so bloody stoopid?.....
do ewe tork ike wussel bwand?.....