so u like recon uv missed the boat on ever gettin a woman?....

like fingernails....

No side effects

i got nice n stoned the other day n picked some ripe raspberries n boisenberries n melted dark chocolate in a bowl n mixed the berries in n let it set....

Jelly on the plate. Jelly on the plate. Wibble wobble, wibble wobble jelly on the plate v v

funny u say that...when i took my bg pic yesterday i straight away thought of how the fly represents u n the killer bug represents ur demons....

do u ever wish u could just get outa eng....move 2 a nice place?.....

the guy is diabetic apparently...i spose it makes sense that if ur diabetic the jab has more chance of fuckin u up than if ur not...if he didnt get the jab he prob woulda caught omicron n just got a case of the sniffles.....but no the govt is pushing this shit that has prob fucked more people than omicron has....

I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower

dont get 2 cosy with that baloo...always remember that they were about 2 take over eng but then us n the yanks n ruskies came n beat the fuck outa em n saved ur arse...then we picked up france n dusted it off....u n france have 2 be the most useless countries in the west....pack of faggots....

i was talking 2 a panel beater yesterday n he told me 1 of his workers ended up in hospital n was given a few days 2 live from the jab....he came good though....

I need my 3rd one

do u think ur 2 set in ur ways 2 be ever able 2 touch a girl?....

maybe if u moved 2 bang cock ull find a nice kinda sorta girl.....

once u quit pot n drinking u might get laid....think about it.....
u dont wanna end up like baloo....

yes many....

a quart?....thats not gonna last very long...whatll u do when that runs out?....

i recon if u havnt been laid by the time ur 50 then theres no hope 4 u....baloo is a perfect example of that kind of fundamental human failure....u have 5 yrs 2 prove urself ned...

did u know baloo is a 66yr old virgin?....do u recon in 20 yrs time ull still be a virgin?...

i was flat out sleeping....

have u heard how germany is 2 scared2 say no 2 russia about anything cause they still remember the score last time they took on the russian bear....yet again germany ruins everything 4 every1....those poor ukranian peasants.....do u think the world should ban the "german problem" from the planet once n 4 all?....