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happy bidet...

Happy Birthday you fur ball ")

hey stank breath where r u?......

wow since i left my speakers in the wet they work even better!.....so amazing......

Hello, Ned. Feels. Weird.

I know you didn’t just call me a bitch, MARY?!??!

looooool at all this cnn mess, right? ...it’s like Christmas came early this year hahaha!!

The wife bought this in Tesco, you don't need two bags like some.

Clipper Regular Tea Bags Pack

Sitting here with pneumonia watching the Fatman groom children. What else can I do on a Tuesday afternoon?

No No ted i would be that pig ignorant cunt in the bar that was calling them ponces !

morning ted just watched "withnail & i" great film !

wake up turd breath.....

still wanking to beths pic ?

fine fanks....

Yeah, I've seen Beth's meat pie, her old tities are not too bad but that of stank has been bashed in too often for my liking. I wouldn't even ride her into battle.

Ned ?

ITN fired trevor mcdonald. Poor trevor lol

morning ned

morning ted ,yes its all shit ,only good thing is crevos speakers getting wet ,that cheered me up !

hi Ned, how are you? I'm not well. good night.

i sat them out on the deck 2 get some airflow going in em....i still havnt turned em on yet.....