no fucking way....shes got a 2,500 acre farm 6hrs nth of sydney where she can go stay with my nephew....its got a nice recently refurbished house on it that has a toilet....the caravans dunny is a walk with a shovel....

I am sooo looking for the day when I can make clones of high profile people for my sexual escapades.I would get jay z,drake and 50 cent to watch them in a threesome

well now uve got the whole series 2 explore....

99% sure im bailing 2 the caravan 2day, a case came up in my area so id say the whole of sydney will lockdown in the next day or 2....ill go do a food shop thatll last me a week or so so that i dont have 2 go 2 the shops when im at the caravan, its crawling with skiers down there atm, most of who come from sydney....tbh im not in the mood 4 a 5hr drive but i dont wanna get stuck in the house here 4 the next week or 2....

Maybe Frank avalon makes Emily wet

Hot flashes is what Emily is currently experiencing

Emily feels nostalgic towards tampons.it makes her feel young.it's not hygienic but it means she's no longer a young woman

Now all Emily has are prescription medication for not flashes and other shit menopausal women go through

i thought bottom wouldve been regarded as a eng classic comedy.....

yes bottom has some hilarious bits.....i cant believe u dont really know it.....

Anton hates Emily, I wonder why.
He also hates Demi.
I like them both.

He always took me fishing, I loved it.
When I got to about 14 15, I never wanted to go
But I always stayed with him for a few days

My Grand dad, last year, April

WHAT ? she had a BBC ? i knew she was a tranny ,but i didnt think she kept that ole big black cock !

Emily was in a three some with her uncle's and she liked it.it was the best sex she ever had.they helped her enter into adulthood and womanhood

"Lube up her asshole"not a pretty image I know

When Emily gets constipated her pussy gets very wet thinking of her two boys double penetrating her ass :)

All Emily does is lupe up her asshole with nivea anti aging cream,put her anal beads in,masturbate and think of dean Martin carrying her in her arms and fucking her brains out

Emily once had a bleeding pussy from fingering her pusspuss with long nails :(.Poor old baby

Thank God it wasn't fatal

I bet Emily loved her father's cock when she was in her teens.her father is also her uncle and brother

Emily got her phd in acme university.thus she is qualified to be crazy

Emily's husband is also her brother and her sister in law are her nieces.them native American folk sure do love incest >-<

I have to give my sisters 50 grand each, because I got the house as well

I'm in hell