No I was in prison.

Lynn won't hug me

what are you doing today? are you back to work. I don't want to marry , I just want to have girlfriends.

Never

yes thats right ted ,purple aki came round to the caravan 2 weeks ago saying that i stole his bicycle seat ,anyway i told him to fuck off ,and as he was walking away i noticed he had it hanging out of his hole , so i grabbed it and pulled it out for him ,the fat cunt !

Anton would spazz ouf if i posted pics of turds .

Yes! Do you want pics ?

ur brain would be the right size 4 those shrunken heads......

that could be it.... Biden clone is missing some chromosomes lol

a bicycle seat !

Hello Ned !

morning sad news about dolly parton , whats the largest item you have had to remove from an anus ?

sup Ned. Biden is too goofy to be a clone lol

Many moons ago

fuk the Cenobites...we are Jacobites now : )

Only heads

yea I think I heard about that before...something about him opening a kebab take-away...so its true then huh

yea...Mondays are kinda shit.....

you are still my ruby hot lips

Greetings Nedward...may the joys of Monday morning be upon you : )
xxP.