Wake up, big lips

Piers Morgan is really all-in w/ this Meghan Markle thing, right??

*rolls ned on his side n checks airway......

r u runnin outa steam?.....

anyways the main thing is ur off the grog n wont ever touch a drop again......

Don't go there

I said NO DETAILS PLEASE!! ... but regardless, men with razorblade fingers for sure aren’t getting it on the very 1st date!

I do have some standards, MARY!!

why dont u like the cartoons?.....

i reckon....

like, mentally disturbed......

whats wrong with u?.....

hmmm maybe ...but I’d need more details 1st^^ ....please, no more details though :P

lol henna tattoos ... probs some tryhard tribal shit that went out in the early 2000’s

his brand of edgy gives me hot topic / twitter lesbian vibes >.>

Hello Ned ! :)

I’m going to be the Spanish speaking moderator. Andale andale arriva arriva !!!

you can stop on my stairs anytime ❤️

It's fucking cold outside
I had to take the dogs round the corner

33.5? ....he wishes! ...try 40 LOL!

Nah...drinking, go bandage Ren's psychological wounds lol

so irish middle class live in council flats?....their standard is creeping up.....