not today, just been outside lots. been walkies ?

I is right here.....

HI Ned! Why have you been such a cunty to me when I most needed you? You forsaken me!

yeah because biden is compromised by china

keep on eatin like that and you'll need them high waisted pants and suspenders like some fatty that's eaten too many pies might wear :)

Hey little darlin. What's cooking good looking :D ?

hello. whats new

Absolutely nothing.

true story...I had bought some Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and I had a fit when I seen that the meatballs were made from mechanically seperated chicken, beef and pork...

I was pissed and then I got sad and started crying I had been drinking and the likes in a motel and surely I thought to myself that the aliens were hostile because who would do such a thing to Spaghetti O's...

Hello Ned ! XX

fruit cocktail...hahaHa!!!

?favorite canned good

oi...how did last night's dinner suit you,

do you have any special recipes...

You lazy bastard

Have you just woke up?
I've just got rid of my nephew
His mum came for him

Good morning my little cherub

I'd never in a million years have guessed.

It's after 3pm...time 2 chop up....

Ned's cool Anton, Ned is as cool as a hideously deformed Inuit's minge. In other words, cool....but in a way that's only apparent to himself.

@MurkyBro But there are no cool people here on neds page so that was a inaccurate statement unless you think fail trolls like ned are cool which means you have low standards in coolness