Will you be making tea for the other inmates ?

the helicopter pilot was a woman...... should we blame her?

or should we blame the dei air traffic controllers?

thats a horrible accident.... Trump says dei is to blame

Hello Ned's ! is it a fancy tea kettle , or will it burst into flames and burn your entire township to the ground killing everyone ?

4 pints , i couldnt do that , thats why i had to pack it in , first in last out ,get wasted and treat the barman like a piece of shit for not serving me within 10 seconds , oh good old days !

whats up ned are you drunk

DR Who?

morning ted , how did the wedding go

Ned is a Doctor

Did you get an electric kettle?

Cosori Electric Kettle, No Plastic Filter & Spout, Stainless Steel Inner Lid, Tea Kettle & Hot Water Boiler For Coffee & Tea, Water Heater & Teapot, Automatic Shut Off, Black, 1.7L/1500W