i was talking 2 a panel beater yesterday n he told me 1 of his workers ended up in hospital n was given a few days 2 live from the jab....he came good though....

I need my 3rd one

do u think ur 2 set in ur ways 2 be ever able 2 touch a girl?....

maybe if u moved 2 bang cock ull find a nice kinda sorta girl.....

once u quit pot n drinking u might get laid....think about it.....
u dont wanna end up like baloo....

yes many....

a quart?....thats not gonna last very long...whatll u do when that runs out?....

i recon if u havnt been laid by the time ur 50 then theres no hope 4 u....baloo is a perfect example of that kind of fundamental human failure....u have 5 yrs 2 prove urself ned...

did u know baloo is a 66yr old virgin?....do u recon in 20 yrs time ull still be a virgin?...

i was flat out sleeping....

have u heard how germany is 2 scared2 say no 2 russia about anything cause they still remember the score last time they took on the russian bear....yet again germany ruins everything 4 every1....those poor ukranian peasants.....do u think the world should ban the "german problem" from the planet once n 4 all?....