what sort of cheeses do you have ,do you have a selection of soft cheeses ?

shuddup u gurl.......

i have nothing put away ,i will just surrender to my fate ,we are all gonna die anyway ,better to die hiding in the caravan than go outside and start fighting !

@HeavensHitman#HeavensHitman16102021083349 TRUE !

first rule of prepping , TELL NO CUNT ANYTHING !

I hope so. But if he she is ok, then she just fucked off so......ah well. I'm off to get some breakfast. Have a good day.

Kinda yea. She sent me a text saying she was about to call me, but she never did. I haven't heard from her since, despite trying to contact her. What's unsettling, is that she was in her hometown visiting family at the time. She said her abusive ex lived there, and that he had come into a bar she was in with friends, and was watching her all night. :(

Cuz my mates are cunts, and that girl I was talking to vanished. :/

Ned you're such an amateur. Just bungee jump upside down, which is to say...from your neck, instead of your feet. Alternatively you could go paragliding in Ireland. Over here, that means being catapulted off the edge of a cliff strapped to a wheelchair while hanging from an oversized paper aeroplane. Up slabs way, paragliding is when the parachute regiment fly kites...apparently. What do you think of my 3rd rate Irish wit?

When you were a kid, did you ever play a game called "Is there a God?". The way it works is, you take a pillow and put it over a friends face. You hold it there until he stops moving, then you ask him if there is a god. It's an Irish game.