i hear jacobs gf has hairy armpits .

Good day Ned. Mark rescued his gf from a homeless shelter lol

Never had much of an interest in the opposite sex then?

i need more info.

Anyone on the scene urself? U married or what?

Ah, it's a little complicated. She asked me for my number, so I've been talking and texting with her back and forth for about three weeks. She'll be chatting away with me, then suddenly vanish for hours. It's kinda annoying. It's not a problem, it just happens without warning. Plus, she asks me to call her, I say I will...then when I ask her if it's a good time, she's doing something, and doesn't arrange a different time. But then she'll ask me again. Women!!

No, I rescued her from a shelter. She's never experienced love, so I break her off a few crumbs every now and then, in exchange for filling my belly and emptying my balls.

man nipples are not my thing, bro .

do you have some ?

I have a woman on the scene, kinda....but she's doin my fuckin head in.