Wake up, big lips

Piers Morgan is really all-in w/ this Meghan Markle thing, right??

*rolls ned on his side n checks airway......

r u runnin outa steam?.....

anyways the main thing is ur off the grog n wont ever touch a drop again......

Don't go there

I said NO DETAILS PLEASE!! ... but regardless, men with razorblade fingers for sure aren’t getting it on the very 1st date!

I do have some standards, MARY!!

why dont u like the cartoons?.....

i reckon....

like, mentally disturbed......